lorellashray: aurayafrost: cobainesque: finch: if you’re viewing this blog in the year 3000 note that i am 100% in favor of robot/human marriage #preemptively getting on the right side of history Do we live underwater yet? shout out to all the great great great grand daughters - you’re pretty fine.
oh my god wahhhh im so confused. is it gif or jif? lmao
recoffthevine: smattenhove: cacen: teapartyasian: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated smad. there are two kinds of people
georgeharrisons-pointynipples: classicrockmemes: classicrocklegends: I think the remaining members of Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Who, The Beatles, and The Rolling Stones need to get together and either do a Woodstock 3 or just go on a world super tour. Does anyone else feel like this would be a bad idea no ALL HAIL THE WORLD SUPER TOUR
jumbaco: if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.” So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are...
touchmykittykat: 98% of the female status’ I see on Facebook are ‘I hate guys, I’m gonna be a lesbian.’ Like no. We don’t want you either.
theyellowbrickroad: i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it i love badly worded sentences =]
3 days of cardio and an hour of tennis today. I feel fucking fantastic.
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
sunrise-surf: i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
after no consistent work outs, day three of consecutive cardio should be easy… right? 0_o meh
rachelisaflameprincess: bendydicks: considerthishippie: Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth. oh i was not prepared for that
teenss-forev3r-y0ung: So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything? I address this issue everyday
foreverstuckinsadness: wheniswarped: -annoying: you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk it’s like a different race or something But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr. Exactly^
harryqueer: we still haven’t found out what zoey said about chase in her time capsule